Boys Ahoy

In a world where music sucks and all things are miserable, Boys Ahoy, the pretend band/cult, does not improve things. They espouse the middlest of mediocrity. This is their story:

Boys Ahoy’s Steps for Being

1. Name Band

Discography

It’s 2022. What even is a disc?

Are you a cult?

Yes.

May I join?

Sure. you’re in. Paypal your dues to freebeer@fakecult.io

Looking Forward

Why?

Copyright is meaningless.